January 2012
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
December 2011
That awkward moment when nobody thinks your joke...
thisisbridge:
mydaytimeeyes:
STORY OF MY LIFE.
WHAT SHE SAID.
brazilian: i'm brazilian
person: OH REALLY? is it nice to live in a favela? do you have a monkey? do you speak spanish? do you wear bikini everyday? omg do you have internet? do you play soccer all the time? carnaval is awesome, right? god, your life is so full of sunshine and stuff.
This is why I love Matthew Lewis.
Interviewer: What is the secret of broomstick riding?
Matthew Lewis: Being a girl.
Interviewer: Why should we see this last film?
Matthew Lewis: Cause i'm in it.
Interviewer: What is the hardest part of stopping filming Harry Potter
Matthew Lewis: Well, I need to find another job now.
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
Roberto Carlos é rei do que, afinal?
gabrielcezar:
Imagine how different things would be if Coldplay...
juliacoldplayer:
Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you
